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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1459879" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?</p><p>A: Do not resuscitate.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?</p><p>A: Pilgrimage.</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?</p><p>A: Plymouth.</p><p></p><p>Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?</p><p>A: Puritan.</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?</p><p>A: Pil-grimace.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?</p><p>A: Pilgram.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called?</p><p>A: Pilgranny.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?</p><p>A: Pilgrammar.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?</p><p>A: Pilgrim Reaper.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1459879, member: 1246"] Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? A: Do not resuscitate. Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim? A: Pilgrimage. Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? A: Plymouth. Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? A: Puritan. Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? A: Pil-grimace. Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook? A: Pilgram. Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called? A: Pilgranny. Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? A: Pilgrammar. Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims? A: Pilgrim Reaper. [/QUOTE]
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