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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1470326" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Paint me with Diamonds....</p><p></p><p>A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies." </p><p></p><p>"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.</p><p></p><p>"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1470326, member: 1246"] Paint me with Diamonds.... A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry." [/QUOTE]
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