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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1635394" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.</p><p></p><p>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.</p><p></p><p>An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.</p><p></p><p>Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.</p><p></p><p>Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film.</p><p></p><p>If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!</p><p></p><p>If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?</p><p></p><p>If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?</p><p> </p><p>What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?</p><p></p><p>What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1635394, member: 1246"] Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film. If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?! If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? [/QUOTE]
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