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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1640089" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.</p><p>You don't want justice - you want mercy!</p><p></p><p>What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?</p><p>Great big ones!</p><p></p><p>Who was the world's greatest thief?</p><p>Atlas, because he held up the whole world!</p><p></p><p>How was the Roman Empire cut in half?</p><p>With a pair of Caesars!</p><p></p><p>If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?</p><p>Nine!</p><p></p><p>What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?</p><p>His nose!</p><p></p><p>Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well.</p><p>Mr Brown: It works!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1640089, member: 1246"] I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy! What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife? Great big ones! Who was the world's greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world! How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars! If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five? Nine! What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? His nose! Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well. Mr Brown: It works! [/QUOTE]
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