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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1674857" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>In Case You Missed It Dept.:</p><p></p><p>A new report shows that a new billionaire is created in China every week. So, both capitalism AND communism create income disparity? That liberal playbook is getting complicated. </p><p></p><p>During a graduation speech, Michelle Obama told students to "shape the revolutions of your time". Wow. She's lucky they didn't respond by pelting her with tofu-burgers. </p><p></p><p>During an interview on MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi said of fighting ISIS that we must fight them on "the front of social media". Yes. Preferably by drone-striking the computers they're sitting in front of. </p><p></p><p>Senior citizens in one retirement home now have the option of taking an exercise class that's taught by a 22-inch humanoid robot. After a couple years of Obamacare, he'll probably be their doctor. </p><p></p><p>While speaking in South Carolina, Hillary Clinton affected a noticeable Southern accent. Wish I could be there when they set that first bowl of chitlins in front of her. </p><p></p><p>During a speech in South Carolina, Hillary Clinton said her presidency: will "restore faith and confidence and optimism in the future of the country we love". All we have to do now is check the Bill and Hillary donor list and find out which country she's talking about. </p><p></p><p></p><p>-- Fred Thompson</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1674857, member: 1246"] In Case You Missed It Dept.: A new report shows that a new billionaire is created in China every week. So, both capitalism AND communism create income disparity? That liberal playbook is getting complicated. During a graduation speech, Michelle Obama told students to "shape the revolutions of your time". Wow. She's lucky they didn't respond by pelting her with tofu-burgers. During an interview on MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi said of fighting ISIS that we must fight them on "the front of social media". Yes. Preferably by drone-striking the computers they're sitting in front of. Senior citizens in one retirement home now have the option of taking an exercise class that's taught by a 22-inch humanoid robot. After a couple years of Obamacare, he'll probably be their doctor. While speaking in South Carolina, Hillary Clinton affected a noticeable Southern accent. Wish I could be there when they set that first bowl of chitlins in front of her. During a speech in South Carolina, Hillary Clinton said her presidency: will "restore faith and confidence and optimism in the future of the country we love". All we have to do now is check the Bill and Hillary donor list and find out which country she's talking about. -- Fred Thompson [/QUOTE]
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