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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1689856" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Blonde quickies </strong></span></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?</p><p></p><p>A: They make good ankle warmers.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?</p><p></p><p>A: Remove their underwear.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?</p><p></p><p>A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?</p><p></p><p>A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?</p><p></p><p>A: "All the blondes have gone home!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's a brunette's mating call ?</p><p></p><p>A: Has that blonde gone yet?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?</p><p></p><p>A: "Next!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)</p><p></p><p>A: Because they can spell it.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What is 74 to a blonde?</p><p></p><p>A: 69 plus G.S.T.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?</p><p></p><p>A: Toes go in first.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1689856, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Blonde quickies [/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What's a brunette's mating call ? A: Has that blonde gone yet? Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax) A: Because they can spell it. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. [/QUOTE]
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