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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1767120" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.</p><p></p><p>The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.</p><p></p><p>The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.</p><p></p><p>Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.</p><p></p><p>The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.</p><p></p><p>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.</p><p></p><p>When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1767120, member: 1246"] Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. [/QUOTE]
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