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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1890796" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Ponderings Collection </strong></span></p><p></p><p>Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?</p><p></p><p>Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?</p><p> </p><p>How come abbreviated is such a long word?</p><p></p><p>If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?</p><p></p><p>Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?</p><p></p><p>Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?</p><p></p><p>Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?</p><p> </p><p>If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?</p><p></p><p>When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!</p><p> </p><p>Do fish get cramps after eating?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1890796, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Ponderings Collection [/B][/SIZE] Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get cramps after eating? [/QUOTE]
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