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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2563919" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You know you drink too much coffee when.......</p><p></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You answer the door before people knock.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You ski uphill.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You speed walk in your sleep.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You sleep with your eyes open.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You have to watch videos in fast-forward.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You lick your coffeepot clean.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2563919, member: 1246"] You know you drink too much coffee when....... [LIST=1] [*]You answer the door before people knock. [*]Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. [*]The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee. [*]You ski uphill. [*]You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought. [*]You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. [*]You speed walk in your sleep. [*]You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack." [*]You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. [*]You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. [*]You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. [*]The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. [*]You sleep with your eyes open. [*]When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs. [*]You have to watch videos in fast-forward. [*]The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. [*]You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. [*]You lick your coffeepot clean. [*]You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House." [*]You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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