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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2607432" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.</p><p>'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads.</p><p>'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.'</p><p>'And finally,' the lawyer concludes, 'to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2607432, member: 1246"] A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. 'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads. 'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.' 'And finally,' the lawyer concludes, 'to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!' [/QUOTE]
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