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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2922554" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Business one-liners ......</strong></span></p><p></p><p>If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.</p><p></p><p>If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.</p><p></p><p>Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed.</p><p></p><p>Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"</p><p></p><p>In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.</p><p></p><p>In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.</p><p></p><p>In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.</p><p></p><p>In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.</p><p></p><p>In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.</p><p></p><p>It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when he's right.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2922554, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Business one-liners ......[/B][/SIZE] If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added. Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed. Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down" In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion. In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so. In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there. In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when he's right. [/QUOTE]
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