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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2947650" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."</p><p>"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.</p><p>At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.</p><p>The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2947650, member: 1246"] Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office. At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" [/QUOTE]
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