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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3146623" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.</p><p>He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.</p><p>He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.</p><p>"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.</p><p>"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"</p><p>"Oh, Bill, you didn't."</p><p>"Yes, I did."</p><p>"My God, Bill, what happened?"</p><p>"I got fired."</p><p>"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"</p><p>"Oh...she got fired too."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3146623, member: 1246"] Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too." [/QUOTE]
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