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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3176625" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You might be a redneck if...</p><p></p><p>You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.</p><p>You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.</p><p>You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.</p><p>You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.</p><p>You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".</p><p>You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.</p><p>You've never paid for a haircut.</p><p>You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.</p><p>There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.</p><p>You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3176625, member: 1246"] You might be a redneck if... You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. You've never paid for a haircut. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". [/QUOTE]
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