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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3197240" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>My daughter hates school.</p><p>One weekend she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.</p><p>Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying, and whining built to a crescendo.</p><p>At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, “Honey, it’s a law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Daddy in jail.”</p><p>She looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, “How long would you have to stay?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3197240, member: 1246"] My daughter hates school. One weekend she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying, and whining built to a crescendo. At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, “Honey, it’s a law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Daddy in jail.” She looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, “How long would you have to stay?” [/QUOTE]
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