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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3241219" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.</p><p>The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"</p><p>"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.</p><p>Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3241219, member: 1246"] The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?" "Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously. Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car." [/QUOTE]
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