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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3363140" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.</p><p></p><p>The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'</p><p></p><p>Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".' </p><p>The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'</p><p></p><p>Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3363140, member: 1246"] Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".' The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.' Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.' [/QUOTE]
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