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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3426693" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>... My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.</p><p>He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.</p><p>He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.</p><p>For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.</p><p>He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.</p><p>If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.</p><p>He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.</p><p>I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks!</p><p>My dog is a Democrat!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3426693, member: 1246"] ... My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks! My dog is a Democrat! [/QUOTE]
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