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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3428617" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?</p><p>A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?</p><p>A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.</p><p></p><p>Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p>A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?</p><p>A: The caterer.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?</p><p>A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?</p><p>A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?</p><p>A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3428617, member: 1246"] Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish. Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: Once launched, they can't be recalled. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years. [/QUOTE]
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