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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3470767" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"!.......</strong></span></p><p></p><p>'What's shaking Norm?'</p><p>'All four cheeks & a couple of chins.'</p><p></p><p>'What's new Normie?'</p><p>'Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer.'</p><p></p><p>'What'd you like Normie?'</p><p>'A reason to live. Give me another beer.'</p><p></p><p>'What'll you have Normie?'</p><p>'Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.'</p><p></p><p>'Looks like beer, Norm.'</p><p>'Call me Mister Lucky.'</p><p></p><p>'Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?'</p><p>'Like a baby treats a diaper.'</p><p></p><p>'What's the story Mr. Peterson?'</p><p>'The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.'</p><p></p><p>'Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.'</p><p>'I know; if she calls, I'm not here.'</p><p></p><p>'Beer, Norm?'</p><p>'Have I gotten that predictable? Good.'</p><p></p><p>'What's going on Mr. Peterson?'</p><p>'A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.''</p><p></p><p>'Whatcha up to Norm?'</p><p>'My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.'</p><p></p><p>'How's it going Mr. Peterson?'</p><p>'Poor.'</p><p></p><p>'I'm sorry to hear that.'</p><p>'No, I mean POUR!'</p><p></p><p>'How's life treating you Norm?'</p><p>'Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.'</p><p></p><p>'Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer-nuts.'</p><p></p><p>'What's going down, Normie?'</p><p>'My butt cheeks on that bar stool.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3470767, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"!.......[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] 'What's shaking Norm?' 'All four cheeks & a couple of chins.' 'What's new Normie?' 'Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer.' 'What'd you like Normie?' 'A reason to live. Give me another beer.' 'What'll you have Normie?' 'Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.' 'Looks like beer, Norm.' 'Call me Mister Lucky.' 'Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?' 'Like a baby treats a diaper.' 'What's the story Mr. Peterson?' 'The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.' 'Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.' 'I know; if she calls, I'm not here.' 'Beer, Norm?' 'Have I gotten that predictable? Good.' 'What's going on Mr. Peterson?' 'A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'' 'Whatcha up to Norm?' 'My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.' 'How's it going Mr. Peterson?' 'Poor.' 'I'm sorry to hear that.' 'No, I mean POUR!' 'How's life treating you Norm?' 'Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.' 'Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer-nuts.' 'What's going down, Normie?' 'My butt cheeks on that bar stool.' [/QUOTE]
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