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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3567904" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Our dog Daisy, sleeps about 20 hours a day.</p><p>Her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her .</p><p>She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.</p><p>For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood on Park Ave., in an Apartment that is much larger than she needs, and she is not required to do any upkeep.</p><p>If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.</p><p>She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.</p><p>She receives these accommodations absolutely free.</p><p>She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.</p><p>All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.</p><p>I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,</p><p>............Our dog Daisy is a Democrat!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3567904, member: 1246"] Our dog Daisy, sleeps about 20 hours a day. Her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her . She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood on Park Ave., in an Apartment that is much larger than she needs, and she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, ............Our dog Daisy is a Democrat! [/QUOTE]
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