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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3693297" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------</p><p>You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.</p><p>------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.</p><p>---------------------------------------------------</p><p>I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------</p><p>I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.</p><p>I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3693297, member: 1246"] Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. -------------------------------------------------------- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom. --------------------------------------------------- I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row ------------------------------------------------------- I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning [/QUOTE]
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