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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3748089" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>If Only...</strong></span></p><p>If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.</p><p>If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.</p><p>If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.</p><p>If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.</p><p>If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.</p><p>If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.</p><p>If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him tomarry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.</p><p>If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marryHerman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.</p><p>If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.</p><p>If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.</p><p>If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop DoggyDogg Pooh.</p><p>G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced himto marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.</p><p>If Jack married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.</p><p>If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and marriedGregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.</p><p>If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), KingOscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3748089, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]If Only...[/B][/SIZE] If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him tomarry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marryHerman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop DoggyDogg Pooh. G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced himto marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G. If Jack married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and marriedGregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), KingOscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. [/QUOTE]
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