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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3850749" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Punography:</p><p></p><p>I tried to catch some fog. I mist.</p><p></p><p>When chemists die, they barium.</p><p></p><p>Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.</p><p></p><p>I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.</p><p></p><p>I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.</p><p></p><p>The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.</p><p></p><p>I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.</p><p></p><p>I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.</p><p></p><p>They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.</p><p></p><p>Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.</p><p></p><p>Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.</p><p></p><p>I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.</p><p></p><p>When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.</p><p></p><p>What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.</p><p></p><p>I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!</p><p></p><p>Broken pencils are pointless.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3850749, member: 1246"] Punography: I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless. [/QUOTE]
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