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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3853389" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>One day, a man heard a voice telling him to, "quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Vegas." He was disturbed, but ignored the voice. The next day, he heard it again. But again, he did not listen. Day after day, the voice told him to take all his money to Vegas. Finally, he succumbed, quit his job, sold his house, and flew off with all the money he could gather. In the Vegas airport, the voice said, "Go to Caesar's." He did. As he walked into Caesar's, the voice said, "Exchange all your money for chips." He did. "Go to the roulette table." He did. "Bet it all on 12." He nervously stacked all his chips on 12. The dealer wished him good luck and spun the wheel. The ball went round and round, slowly losing speed, before settling into number 21. The voice said, "<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />. Damned dyslexia!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3853389, member: 1246"] One day, a man heard a voice telling him to, "quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Vegas." He was disturbed, but ignored the voice. The next day, he heard it again. But again, he did not listen. Day after day, the voice told him to take all his money to Vegas. Finally, he succumbed, quit his job, sold his house, and flew off with all the money he could gather. In the Vegas airport, the voice said, "Go to Caesar's." He did. As he walked into Caesar's, the voice said, "Exchange all your money for chips." He did. "Go to the roulette table." He did. "Bet it all on 12." He nervously stacked all his chips on 12. The dealer wished him good luck and spun the wheel. The ball went round and round, slowly losing speed, before settling into number 21. The voice said, ":censored:. Damned dyslexia!" [/QUOTE]
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