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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3962793" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?"</p><p>"I suppose so," she replied.</p><p>"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" he asked.</p><p>"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice," she replied.</p><p>"Would you make love to him?" he asked.</p><p>"Honey," the woman said patiently, "of course I would. He would be my husband."</p><p>"Would you give him my car?" he asked.</p><p>"No," she yawned. "He can't drive a stick shift."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3962793, member: 1246"] "Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "I suppose so," she replied. "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" he asked. "Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice," she replied. "Would you make love to him?" he asked. "Honey," the woman said patiently, "of course I would. He would be my husband." "Would you give him my car?" he asked. "No," she yawned. "He can't drive a stick shift." [/QUOTE]
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