Ooooh Noooo

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by chev, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    [FONT=&quot]Retire to Alaska

    Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

    He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

    After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

    'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about

    'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

    As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

    'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

    Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

    'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.'

    'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

    'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

    'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.' :surprised:
  2. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Hey Chev, Drewed's having a party tonight and you're invited!:anxious:

  3. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    Why do I suddenly hear the theme song from Deliverance? :surprised:
  4. spuman

    spuman New Member

    Don't forget your banjo.
  5. tonyexpress

    tonyexpress Whac-A-Troll Patrol Staff Member

    Will it look something like this??


    Had to use the picture of the turtles and I didn't want to start a new thread! :happy-very:
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Would you say the bottom turtle is between a rock and a hard place?
    Lasted edited by : Apr 11, 2009
  7. Meliorate

    Meliorate Guest

    If you see a turtle on top another turtle, you know it did not get there by itself.