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<blockquote data-quote="Dizzee" data-source="post: 573642" data-attributes="member: 12313"><p>Three daughters, no sons. When they hit their teens the phone starts ringing. All the time. Constantly. Incessantly. All day long. I'm like some sort of "Teen Party Chat Line" operator, taking messages, scheduling call-backs, etc.. One day I get a brainstorm and push the "Find Phone" button (causing the phone to ring) when the oldest daughter is indisposed in the bathroom. In a LOUD, clear voice I answer the fake call.</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">"Hello"</span></p><p><span style="color: red">"Marie? yeah she's here, but she's poopin".</span></p><p><span style="color: red">"Yes, pooping. You know, umm dropping a duece, pinching a loaf?"</span></p><p> </p><p>~a cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~ </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue">"DAD, I am NOT POOPING!"</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">"Marie I can't hear you. I'm on the phone, and for the love of God, turn on the fan and spray some air freshener before you come out of there."</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">~another cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">"Do you want to call back? She'll be available in 30 minutes or so."</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">"Umm, OK, I'll give her the message. Bye."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">~another cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">"Marie? That was some boy. Said he'll see you in school tomorrow."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">I never had to answer the phone in my house again. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dizzee, post: 573642, member: 12313"] Three daughters, no sons. When they hit their teens the phone starts ringing. All the time. Constantly. Incessantly. All day long. I'm like some sort of "Teen Party Chat Line" operator, taking messages, scheduling call-backs, etc.. One day I get a brainstorm and push the "Find Phone" button (causing the phone to ring) when the oldest daughter is indisposed in the bathroom. In a LOUD, clear voice I answer the fake call. [COLOR=red]"Hello"[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"Marie? yeah she's here, but she's poopin".[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"Yes, pooping. You know, umm dropping a duece, pinching a loaf?"[/COLOR] ~a cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~ [COLOR=blue]"DAD, I am NOT POOPING!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"Marie I can't hear you. I'm on the phone, and for the love of God, turn on the fan and spray some air freshener before you come out of there."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]~another cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"Do you want to call back? She'll be available in 30 minutes or so."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff0000]"Umm, OK, I'll give her the message. Bye."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]~another cry of anguish escapes the walls of the bathroom~[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"Marie? That was some boy. Said he'll see you in school tomorrow."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I never had to answer the phone in my house again. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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