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<blockquote data-quote="Mutineer" data-source="post: 4267179" data-attributes="member: 69587"><p>Yes. Someday everything will go wrong for iwbf. A scenario of bizarre, unfortunate, and unlikely events will all align and ruin everything good he has arranged for himself. And without a second thought, Fred S will cheerfully torture him with his pitchfork while prancing his hooves upon his carcass and dance and laugh with an ecstasy exceeding an orgasm.</p><p></p><p>His wife will leave him for her cross-eyed hippie vegan yoga instructor. His dog will maul him. And he'll quickly descend into the same trailer-park hustling for scraps with all the drivers he's hired and fired over the years.</p><p></p><p>And all his former drivers, still wearing the foul smelling tatters of their sweat soiled FedEx uniforms, will point and laugh and heap wrath upon his head. And torment him mercilessly during their meth-binges.</p><p></p><p>Instead, in the meantime, iwbf seems to be managing his risks, handling the problems, and doing OK.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mutineer, post: 4267179, member: 69587"] Yes. Someday everything will go wrong for iwbf. A scenario of bizarre, unfortunate, and unlikely events will all align and ruin everything good he has arranged for himself. And without a second thought, Fred S will cheerfully torture him with his pitchfork while prancing his hooves upon his carcass and dance and laugh with an ecstasy exceeding an orgasm. His wife will leave him for her cross-eyed hippie vegan yoga instructor. His dog will maul him. And he'll quickly descend into the same trailer-park hustling for scraps with all the drivers he's hired and fired over the years. And all his former drivers, still wearing the foul smelling tatters of their sweat soiled FedEx uniforms, will point and laugh and heap wrath upon his head. And torment him mercilessly during their meth-binges. Instead, in the meantime, iwbf seems to be managing his risks, handling the problems, and doing OK. [/QUOTE]
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