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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 828407" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Pelosi Has Thought, Brain Catches Fire</strong></p><p></p><p>MEDFORD, Massachusetts (BHN) - There were a few tense moments last week when House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's brain apparently "caught fire" while she gave a lecture at Tufts University.</p><p>During a rambling, convoluted, and often incoherent speech, audience members became alarmed by what some described as an 'electrical fire' smell accompanied by what appeared to be smoke wafting from Pelosi's head. "Dude, her brain was smoking," said freshman Casey Isaacs. "It smelled just like my car radio when I wired it backwards."</p><p>Here is a transcript of Mrs. Pelosi's mental meltdown:</p><p><span style="font-family: 'courier new'">"To my Republican friends: take back your party. So that it doesn’t matter so much who wins the election, because we have shared values about the education of our children, the growth of our economy, how we defend our country, our security and civil liberties, how we respect our seniors. Because there are so many things at risk right now -- perhaps in another question I'll go into them, if you want. But the fact is that elections shouldn't matter as much as they do...But when it comes to a place where there doesn't seem to be shared values then that can be problematic for the country, as I think you can see right now."</span></p><p>Sources report that Pelosi later returned to "normal" after a lengthy nap.</p><p><em>My comments: That woman has the mental horsepower of a weed-whacker - thank God her head didn't explode!</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 828407, member: 1246"] [B]Pelosi Has Thought, Brain Catches Fire[/B] MEDFORD, Massachusetts (BHN) - There were a few tense moments last week when House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's brain apparently "caught fire" while she gave a lecture at Tufts University. During a rambling, convoluted, and often incoherent speech, audience members became alarmed by what some described as an 'electrical fire' smell accompanied by what appeared to be smoke wafting from Pelosi's head. "Dude, her brain was smoking," said freshman Casey Isaacs. "It smelled just like my car radio when I wired it backwards." Here is a transcript of Mrs. Pelosi's mental meltdown: [FONT=courier new]"To my Republican friends: take back your party. So that it doesn’t matter so much who wins the election, because we have shared values about the education of our children, the growth of our economy, how we defend our country, our security and civil liberties, how we respect our seniors. Because there are so many things at risk right now -- perhaps in another question I'll go into them, if you want. But the fact is that elections shouldn't matter as much as they do...But when it comes to a place where there doesn't seem to be shared values then that can be problematic for the country, as I think you can see right now."[/FONT] Sources report that Pelosi later returned to "normal" after a lengthy nap. [I]My comments: That woman has the mental horsepower of a weed-whacker - thank God her head didn't explode![/I] [/QUOTE]
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