Random thoughts

[moreluck]

One of the best feelings is when you know that luck didn't play a role in your success. Doing work eliminates the need for luck. I'm not lucky; I just took the stairs.

 

[oldngray]

 

[UPS Horn Genie]

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Is this Chuck Norris a fellow genie...? He clearly was unharmed. Floated to the ground, perhaps? Back in his bottle safely?

There are so many questions!

Toot toot!

 

[Covemastah]

This guy would kick chuck Norris butt !

 

[moreluck]

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

 

[moreluck]

It clearly states "Princess" on my birth certificate.

 

[moreluck]

In order to insult me I must first value your opinion....nice try though.

 

[moreluck]

Sawdust is man glitter.

 

[moreluck]

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

 

[moreluck]

I thought growing old would take longer.

 

[moreluck]

I'd grow my own food if I could only find bacon seeds.

 

[moreluck]

Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb", I need one that says "Already disturbed. Proceed with caution."

 

[moreluck]

If I was a bird, I know who I'd sh** on.

 

[moreluck]

I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.

 

[moreluck]

I don't mean to brag but...….I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.

 

[moreluck]

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

 

[oldngray]

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

What will gender neutrality do to the Spanish language?

 

[moreluck]

The reason there are so many problems between men and women is that they have such different views of sex and relationships.
Women want a relationship without the complication of unnecessary sex.
Men want sex without the complication of an unnecessary relationship.

 

[moreluck]