Reasons for Delay - Peak 2015

[Catatonic]

I thought it would be interesting and maybe enlightening and yeah!
a little bit of fun
Ironically, this particular package contains a sign (Notice this is not an entrance) in hope that UPS Peak season people will quit leaving packages at the wrong door.
I already have a yellow plastic chain hung across the steps.

This is the Amazon display and the red was in the e-mail.
This is what UPS Tracking displays:
We left the package in our facility. This may cause a delay. We will deliver as quickly as possible. / Delivery will be rescheduled.

 

[cosmo1]

What?

You expected preferential treatment?

You are retired and irrelevant and inconsequential now.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I have your address now.


You're going to have a flaming @turdferguson on your front porch tomorrow evening.