Replacement for Dale Jarrett

[BROWN OBSERVER]

Rumor has it that Danica Patrick may consider the NASCAR circuit next season. If I was head of a major sponsor (UPS or otherwise) what a marketing coup this would be. This girl got it all... experience...youth...beauty. Her entry will raise awareness of the sponsor and the sport up to new heights. Even if she does'nt finish ahead of the pack, she would be an inspiration to young women around the country, if not the world.

If that does'nt work for you...remember what Anna Kournakova did for tennis......

 

[over9five]

That would be an awesome move for UPS!


(Which is why it will never happen).

 

[retired2000]

i think some of our package car drivers are in line for the job the way i see them drive around here!!!!

 

[over9five]

We're not race car drivers,..........but we could still beat Jarrett!

 

[Anon]

I thought I read somewhere that Jarret was never happy racing for UPS,is this true?

 

[Thewayitis]

Cmon over 9.5 lets not be so hard on Jarrett, so his over allowed is 2 laps, at least he is trying, its all we ask of our package car drivers right? Just go out there and try, dont worry about performance LOL. BTW, sports news flash, Jarrett just finished last weeks race

 

[idrivethetruck]

Do you really think this is the image UPS wants??

 

[bisongolfer]

Do you really think this is the image UPS wants??

I personally wouldn't mind...wowzers.

 

[over9five]

Hmmmm....Danica or Dale......Danica or Dale?



DANICA!

 

[cashmen]

Nice, and then she could wear those tight tight brown shorts

 

[moreluck]

OK, if she's going to wear brown, she needs to be a blonde! jmho