Retro Pay Update

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by scooby0048, May 20, 2014.

  1. scooby0048

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    So the word came down today regarding our retro pay...

    Not only has UPS decided to take away the day after Thanksgiving, they have also decided that they will not pay the retro wages. The company will however, offer the following compensation package for all employees regardless if they are in progression or not.

    All employees shall receive in lieu of the negotiated pay:
    • Ankle Length Socks (6 Pack)
      Driver socks with a padded sole, constructed in a durable blend of 85% cotton, 10% nylon, and 5% spandex. UPS Logo embroidered on BOTH sides of the sock.
      Medium = 8-10
      Large = 11-13
      Extra Large = 14-16
      85% Cotton, 10% Nylon, and 5% Spandex
      Each employee will receive (1) six pack of socks for every month the contract was not ratified.
    • Frozen Whole Turkey 10 to 32 lbs. | Servings: varies
      Tender and juicy, Butterball Frozen Whole Turkeys are all natural, gluten free and raised without hormones on American farms, giving you the highest quality turkey for your holiday meal.
    • Socks will be dispersed in late December 2014 for use in summer 2015.

    • Turkeys will arrive on Thursday July 3rd via feeders and will be unloaded and distributed the following Monday July 7th.
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  2. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    The scary thing is I can see the company trying to pull this off.
  3. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Sounds good, but what do part timers get?
  4. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Part-timers dig the socks.
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can we op to receive used socks?
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  6. jaker

    jaker trolling

    You forgot to add , a picture of Scott laughing at you
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  8. scooby0048

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    They don't care enough about the part-timers to give them the socks they will however offer up the gizzards from all the birds to anyone so interested in receiving them.
  9. Dracula

    Dracula Package Car is cake compared to this...

    An opportunity to go full-time...
  10. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    ill send you mine,,,no charge
  11. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    pt/s will get 1 slice of cold pizza every Friday in June and an extra trailer to unload with out a fan !
  12. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    I hope UPS doesn't have any vegetarian employees who are allergic to cotton.
  13. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Funny yes, It looks like something they could do. Nice job, OP
  14. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Absolutely Awesome.
  15. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    That is soooo Photoshopped.

    There'd never be condoms in that house.
  16. BrownChoice

    BrownChoice Active Member

    Wierd cuz my retro came in today