Sayings you never heard before

stevetheupsguy

sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass-end out of a skunk.

Maybe you should start with something easier........like the dog you maimed!:surprised::wink2:


Sorry for the Hi-Jack, couldn't resist. Now back to the thread.

sing sing caca different smell. Same crap different smell,LOL, my now deceased Aunt used to say this, in a huge spanish accent, all the time.
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.


FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.


Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
 

UPSNewbie

Well-Known Member
I get this one said to me a lot from the older generation since I'm ONLY 6'5":

"I didn't know they stacked sh** that high!"
 

chev

Nightcrawler
My grandmother used to say.."he should be shot with cat chit and hung for stinkin"

Also heard......"you're sweatin like a ferret eatin a hot dog"
 

upsgrunt

Well-Known Member
Re: Good? Friday

2 1/2 hours overtime yesterday, glad I didn't make plans. Lately, I don't even think about what will happen. I get to the building, just before start time, change into my browns, and then I deliver till I'm done, whatever time that may be. My motto is starting to be, you can't break water, I just go with the flow.


Or it could be "you can't break water, so you might as well break wind":wink2:
 
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bubsdad

"Hang in there!"
Feel like I been shot at and missed but ***** at and hit.
Screw em if they can't take a joke.
So broke I can't pay attention.
Busier than a two peckered billy goat in a field of nannies.
Beat ya like I own ya.
 
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