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seasonal bonus/jury duty
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<blockquote data-quote="Jackburton" data-source="post: 3209427" data-attributes="member: 34538"><p>You guys crack me up, I got jury duty 3 days last week, $25 a day on a “Courtcard” Mastercard loaded daily. Got picked for a domestic family violence case, took less than 10mins to find him guilty. </p><p></p><p>Pro tip: If you’re ever in jail and you make outgoing calls, listen to when the lady says “All calls are recorded and monitored” and then go and admit to everything you’re on trial for to your victim.</p><p></p><p>Pro tip #2 Asking for a jury trial for being caught with less than 1oz of weed and expired tags representing yourself, try not to look like you smoke weed daily and ask questions during voir dire that have nothing to do with the selection process.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jackburton, post: 3209427, member: 34538"] You guys crack me up, I got jury duty 3 days last week, $25 a day on a “Courtcard” Mastercard loaded daily. Got picked for a domestic family violence case, took less than 10mins to find him guilty. Pro tip: If you’re ever in jail and you make outgoing calls, listen to when the lady says “All calls are recorded and monitored” and then go and admit to everything you’re on trial for to your victim. Pro tip #2 Asking for a jury trial for being caught with less than 1oz of weed and expired tags representing yourself, try not to look like you smoke weed daily and ask questions during voir dire that have nothing to do with the selection process. [/QUOTE]
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