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<blockquote data-quote="raceanoncr" data-source="post: 608562" data-attributes="member: 6408"><p>Well, I kinda hate to share this...I'm real ashamed to reveal it...I even was told by my, then, soon-to-be wife...I'm blushing as I type...Oh, it's too horrible, I CAN'T!!!!</p><p> </p><p>Well, maybe I can. At the time, living alone for many years, I had to cook for myself (oh, man, this is painful!). I invited my girlfriend over for dinner. She asked what she could do to help. I handed her a knife and asked her to cut the lettuce. She promptly informed me that you don't CUT lettuce, you TEAR lettuce so's not to make the edges brown for later.</p><p> </p><p>After that incident, a few weeks later, I told her I did something (oh, geez, do I HAVE to tell this?) that she wouldn't like. After what seemed like an eternity of dead silence passed, I said I CUT the lettuce after she left that day. </p><p> </p><p>There, I did it! I feel so relieved! Thanks for the opportunity!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="raceanoncr, post: 608562, member: 6408"] Well, I kinda hate to share this...I'm real ashamed to reveal it...I even was told by my, then, soon-to-be wife...I'm blushing as I type...Oh, it's too horrible, I CAN'T!!!! Well, maybe I can. At the time, living alone for many years, I had to cook for myself (oh, man, this is painful!). I invited my girlfriend over for dinner. She asked what she could do to help. I handed her a knife and asked her to cut the lettuce. She promptly informed me that you don't CUT lettuce, you TEAR lettuce so's not to make the edges brown for later. After that incident, a few weeks later, I told her I did something (oh, geez, do I HAVE to tell this?) that she wouldn't like. After what seemed like an eternity of dead silence passed, I said I CUT the lettuce after she left that day. There, I did it! I feel so relieved! Thanks for the opportunity!!! [/QUOTE]
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