Since when did UPS start writing fortune cookie messages?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by laffter, Apr 26, 2014.

  1. laffter

    laffter Active Member

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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Is that sitting on a sock?
  3. laffter

    laffter Active Member

    I believe that's a shawl my roommate knitted.
  4. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Beside a great work shoe?
  5. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    The ORION folks must be freelancing as Fortune Cookie writers?
  6. Notretiredyet

    Notretiredyet Active Member

    And yet according to my time study, I fail each day.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Fresh meat
  8. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    They have always made up little sayings. A planned day makes a safe day. Uh huh.
  9. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Hope is not a plan.
  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Every package is a guest.
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  11. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Lifting's a breeze when you bend at the knees.
  12. govols019

    govols019 You smell that?

    Straps and bands will cut your hands.
  13. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Look sharp! Don't get cut.
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I thought we weren't allowed to post porn here?

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    That'd be a slow weekend for you, youngblood.