SPACE JUNK PICTURES!

[Wally]

Jeff Bezos' space mission ridiculed after rocket likened to giant todger

AMAZON billionaire Jeff Bezos’ space mission was met with ridicule yesterday — because people think his rocket is shaped like a giant todger. Online jokers poked fun at the Blue Origin New Shepard …

www.the-sun.com

 

[oldngray]

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

It wants to "DOCK"???

 

[Wally]

No black hole jokes please!

 

[MyTripisCut]

It wants to "DOCK"???

What if it suffers from dysfunction?

 

[Operational needs]

What if it suffers from dysfunction?

It explodes.

 

[Wally]

What if it suffers from dysfunction?

Premature firing?

 

[MyTripisCut]

It explodes.

You gotta ride it

 

[Operational needs]

You gotta ride it

But is it safe?

 

[MyTripisCut]

But is it safe?

Hop on and find out!

 

[Operational needs]

Hop on and find out!

What if it explodes?

 

[Wally]

What if it explodes?

Pregnant pause???

 

[Lineandinitial]

Probably got a good blowdown recently.

 

[Wally]

Will it attempt reentry?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Will it attempt reentry?

Always

 

[Wally]

Always

It will penetrate the atmosphere.

 

[trickpony1]

Has the correct trajectory been calculated?

 

[Operational needs]

Has the correct trajectory been calculated?

Up?

 

[Wally]

Has the correct trajectory been calculated?

Oh yes, they were anal about that.