Speaking of Nut Cases..........

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upsdude

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Naked man in cornfield on the hunt for 'Forrest Gump'

Associated Press
Jul. 27, 2005 08:25 AM

LITTLEVILLE, Ala. - Life is like a box of chocolates - even if you're standing naked in the middle of a cornfield.

Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house were "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers say they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.

According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn. Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale says the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house.

The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam.

Stupid is as Stupid does..........
 
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over9five

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So.... whats so stupid about standing naked in a cornfield? I mean...I sometimes...oh, nevermind!
 
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upsdude

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Nuts! Who eats corn on the cob without butter and salt? !!
 
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speeddemon

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What you didnt see was the three naked blondes that were hiding in the corn. And did I mention that they were the chief of police's daughters??
 
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