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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3403970" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/st_patrick.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":st_patrick:" title="St Patrick :st_patrick:" data-shortname=":st_patrick:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/st_patrick.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":st_patrick:" title="St Patrick :st_patrick:" data-shortname=":st_patrick:" /></p><p>An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years.</p><p>Upon her return home, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time?</p><p>Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line! Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer ol' mother thru?"</p><p>The girl, crying, replied, sniff....sniff.... "Dad, I was too embarrassed for I became a prostitute."</p><p>Ye what?!! Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! Ye're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so ye are."</p><p>"OK Daddy, as ye wish... I just came back to give Mommy this luxurious fur coat, a cheque for 2 million pounds and the title deed to an eight bedroom mansion.</p><p>For me little brother Shamus, this solid gold Rolex.</p><p>And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new limited edition convertible Mercedes parked out front plus a life membership to the Limerick Country Club."</p><p>She takes a deep breath and continues, "And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Caribbean."</p><p>"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" her father asked.</p><p>The girl, crying again, said, sniff...sniff... "A prostitute Daddy." sniff...sniff.</p><p>"Oh! Me goodness! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said ye had become a PROTESTANT! Come here and give yer ol' Dad a big hug."</p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3403970, member: 1246"] :st_patrick::st_patrick: An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return home, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line! Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer ol' mother thru?" The girl, crying, replied, sniff....sniff.... "Dad, I was too embarrassed for I became a prostitute." Ye what?!! Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! Ye're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so ye are." "OK Daddy, as ye wish... I just came back to give Mommy this luxurious fur coat, a cheque for 2 million pounds and the title deed to an eight bedroom mansion. For me little brother Shamus, this solid gold Rolex. And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new limited edition convertible Mercedes parked out front plus a life membership to the Limerick Country Club." She takes a deep breath and continues, "And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Caribbean." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" her father asked. The girl, crying again, said, sniff...sniff... "A prostitute Daddy." sniff...sniff. "Oh! Me goodness! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said ye had become a PROTESTANT! Come here and give yer ol' Dad a big hug." [B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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