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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 541956" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Revised Internal Revenue Code...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Seeking to re-coup lost revenue the Government has as announced the following</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The only thing that the Internal Revenue has not yet taxed is the male</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">nuts.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Effective January 1st, 2009 your penis will be taxed according</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">to size. The brackets are as follows:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">10"-12" Luxury Tax..........$75.00 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">8"-10" Pole Tax...............$60.00 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">5"-8" Privilege Tax...........$50.00 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">4"-5" Nuisance Tax.......... $15.00</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 541956, member: 1246"] Revised Internal Revenue Code... [COLOR=#444444][FONT=Verdana]Seeking to re-coup lost revenue the Government has as announced the following[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#444444][FONT=Verdana]The only thing that the Internal Revenue has not yet taxed is the male[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]nuts.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Effective January 1st, 2009 your penis will be taxed according[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]to size. The brackets are as follows:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]10"-12" Luxury Tax..........$75.00 [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]8"-10" Pole Tax...............$60.00 [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]5"-8" Privilege Tax...........$50.00 [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]4"-5" Nuisance Tax.......... $15.00[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!![/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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