Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Poop Head, Mar 30, 2020.
Thanks! You too!
Im healthy as right now
Bursting at the seams with health
Man, you guys work this late?
Stay healthy, my friends. Wash your hands frequently!
**blows knee out during preload**
Been hearing that a lot lately. I even got a “thank you for doing what you do” today from some lady I wasn’t delivering to.
I love how everyone's home so they all half ass come outside to meet you. Once a foot exits the door I drop the package where I am.
I heard it few times last week and today, each time I was delivering some non essential amazon crap that the person really didn't need so the compliment actually pissed me off.
You need some of that vitamin D to really be healthy. Just axe @Indecisi0n
It's a cordial greeting with well intentions. Some of, I mean most of y'all are so miserable and look for anything to cry about.
Yup! I would prefer people just stay inside and let me drop it and go. It's getting bad now where people leave their front door open and screen door closed, but the kid sees you coming so they want to open the door. Only thing is the family dog now wants to come tear your face apart.
I only cried twice today, because of it
where are my 150 lb. anvils
Analvils? What’s that
On back order! Those things are in higher demand that toilet paper right now.
At last someone gives me a decent answer-- Thanks
We can tell where your mind is at. You should get in touch with @Indecisi0n
No problem sir, thank you for choosing United Parcel Shysters.
But, boy do they clog the pipes! Gonna need a bigger plunger.
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