"Stay healthy"

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Poop Head, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Thanks! You too!
     
  2. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Im healthy as :censored2: right now
     
  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Bursting at the seams with health
     
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  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Stay dry
     
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  5. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    Man, you guys work this late?
     
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  6. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    Stay healthy, my friends. Wash your hands frequently!
    **blows knee out during preload**
     
  7. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Been hearing that a lot lately. I even got a “thank you for doing what you do” today from some lady I wasn’t delivering to.
     
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  8. Dumbperson

    Dumbperson Active Member

    I love how everyone's home so they all half ass come outside to meet you. Once a foot exits the door I drop the package where I am.
     
  9. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    I heard it few times last week and today, each time I was delivering some non essential amazon crap that the person really didn't need so the compliment actually pissed me off.
     
  10. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    You need some of that vitamin D to really be healthy. Just axe @Indecisi0n
     
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  11. 21Savage

    21Savage Member

    It's a cordial greeting with well intentions. Some of, I mean most of y'all are so miserable and look for anything to cry about.
     
  12. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    Yup! I would prefer people just stay inside and let me drop it and go. It's getting bad now where people leave their front door open and screen door closed, but the kid sees you coming so they want to open the door. Only thing is the family dog now wants to come tear your face apart.
     
  13. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I only cried twice today, because of it
     
  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    where are my 150 lb. anvils
     
  15. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    Analvils? What’s that
     
  16. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    On back order! Those things are in higher demand that toilet paper right now.
     
  17. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    At last someone gives me a decent answer-- Thanks
     
  18. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    We can tell where your mind is at. You should get in touch with @Indecisi0n
     
  19. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    No problem sir, thank you for choosing United Parcel Shysters.
     
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  20. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    But, boy do they clog the pipes! Gonna need a bigger plunger.