Stolen DIAD

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I was surprised that people don't know this.
We didn't think so because management can never locate us on route when or if WE need them? It's a mystery?

Also, they can never locate a neighboring driver if you have an off route. "You will hafta' do it"
 

Zowert

Well-Known Member
The crackhead got tired of constant messages from the center telling him how to be a crackhead! Tossed the diad out of frustration.
When I got the board back there was a message from center on it. It read: “PLEASE RETURN THIS TO OUR DRIVER” Our afternoon dispatcher has a sense of humor. The green light was still on when it was handed to me so the tweaker definitely had no idea how to even turn it on. I like to think he saw the green light come on and it spooked him into hiding, which made it easier for the cops to catch him.
 

BigUnionGuy

Got the T-Shirt
We didn't think so because management can never locate us on route when or if WE need them? It's a mystery?

Also, they can never locate a neighboring driver if you have an off route. "You will hafta' do it"

And people still think an OMS.... is a supervisor....
 
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