Summer Is Here

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Old Man Jingles, Jun 23, 2019.

  1. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans :censored2:ing In Ring Of Fire
    TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil Garrison suddenly remembered it was the summer solstice Friday after noticing a group of pagans :censored2:ing in a ring of fire while walking to work. “Honestly, I hadn’t even thought about the midsummer until I smelled the scent of rendered goat fat in the air and saw a bunch of worshippers writhing around a bonfire in a feast of flesh,” said Garrison, ...
    At press time, a naked Garrison was spotted throwing his clothes into the flames and approaching the pagans to offer them some of his semen for the upcoming fertility rites.

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  2. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Hey Whitey, can I add this to your thread?:thumbup1::lips:
     
  3. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Jig Master

    The Summer Solstice is the longest day of daylight of the year. We lose one minute of daylight after the solstice all the way up to the Winter Solstice. Then we gain one minute of daylight until next years Summer Solstice.
     
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  4. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Good fishin lately?
     
  5. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Jig Master

    Brother I wish! Too much rain here in Kentucky. Everything has been flooded and muddy. We are over 3 inches over precipitation this time last year. Last year was the wettest on record. Haven't fished since late April. I am jonesing!
     
  6. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Sorry to hear that my friend, you'll love your love more when you get to do it again. Best I have for you, I hope the best for you. I'm still boy at heart like you, we love what makes us happy. Wishes for your happiness .... soon.
    Take care brother:thumbup1:.
     
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  7. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Jig Master

    You're a good man. Same to you!
     
  8. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

     
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Summer isn't here yet....still June Gloom.
     
  10. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

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    Damn Man, it can't be so bad that you would lower yourself to Jones level! :speechless2:
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  11. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    owl, owl, owl