Reminds me of the time a guy brought in a package to the receiving counter saying he wanted to refuse it because it wasn't what he expected (blow up doll). He said it was advertised as having life like features and apparently he had been disappointed.
Thats one dfu I would have totally enjoyed doing. I would have had to save it for my last stop tho, so we could really investigate it. LOL and I would have been cryin (laughin) all the way back to the building........