The Mother Of All Pork? You Are Now Paying For Others Fancy Funerals?

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
FEMA is paying big money for funerals, the catch is you have to expire from the kung flu! UP TO $35,000! INSANE!

 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
They will even pay for the cost of transportation for you and someone else to travel to see the dearly departed! Want a fancy headstone but want to keep all the life insurance for yourself? IT'S COVERED!
 
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