Things my wife hates

[toonertoo]

My husband hates me being gone all the time.
He hates when my hair gets highlights (his fault)
He hates the dogs getting water on the floor after drinking heavily.
he hates the cold.
he hates lifetime movie channel.
Mostly though hes a happy guy.
And he has a husquvarna chain saw he loves, a neighbor who brings us free wood as he works at a mill, and a wife that helps him split it all.
Oh, he hates bullies too.
Thats about all I know. Ive only known him 35 yrs.

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

i totally hate it when my husband gets his period. totally worse then any woman i know.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

i totally hate it when my husband gets his period. totally worse then any woman i know.

Ever heard of Pampirmen?

 

[Catatonic]

i totally hate it when my husband gets his period. totally worse then any woman i know.

Just a grumpy old man like me.

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

Just a grumpy old man like me.

lol Hoax, my husband is 18 years older then me. he graduated high school the year i was born. he is in his early 50's, but he acts like an 80 year old sometimes, and yes, very grumpy. i tease him and say that he wakes up 3 hours after he gets out of bed. this is also why i say, sometimes i wake up grumpy, other days i just let him sleep.

 

[drewed]

i totally hate it when my husband gets his period. totally worse then any woman i know.

Ya know Downsized every girl ive ever dated has complained of the exact same thing with me, normally its the week before theirs haha!

 

[Catatonic]

Ya know Downsized every girl ive ever dated has complained of the exact same thing with me, normally its the week before theirs haha!

Both of them?

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

Ya know Downsized every girl ive ever dated has complained of the exact same thing with me, normally its the week before theirs haha!

yeah well, men seem to have theirs more then women do. and it comes and goes like the wind changes.

 

[dilligaf]

Both of them?

LOL They stayed aroud that long!!!!!!!!



JK Drew

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

Both of them?

i just peed a little in my pants when i read this. way too funny.

 

[ups1990]

My wife hates it when, picking at my feet. I have one good foot and one bad foot. On my bad foot there is a bad nail. When picking at it, she say's, "will you stop, that's disgusting." She really hates it when, I use her manicure tools.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

My wife hates it when, picking at my feet. I have one good foot and one bad foot. On my bad foot there is a bad nail. When picking at it, she say's, "will you stop, that's disgusting." She really hates it when, I use her manicure tools.

Whoa, way TMI!

 

[UPS Lifer]

to see me relax---I mean seriuosly - what is it that makes a woman never happy with the way the house is. She always think "WE" as in "I" need to paint a room or remodel something in the house. There are only so many years a person can stall those projects off before the little women lays the law down

BINGO! BANGO! BONGO!

She hates me being retired with that silly grin on my face ALL DAY LONG!
Forget about sitting on the couch or in front of the computer. Now that it is summer... I am off to the pool. That makes her boil over.

It's OK - I still love her!

 

[UPS Lifer]

Satellite,

There are many good reasons for our male/female likes and dislikes.
Maybe this video will help clear things up...

YouTube - Men's Brains, Women's Brains

Sammie

GREAT VIDEO! - I was laughing hysterically - My wife wanted to know why and I said you wouldn't understand.... you're all wired up! and then the fight started!

 

[dilligaf]

GREAT VIDEO! - I was laughing hysterically - My wife wanted to know why and I said you wouldn't understand.... you're all wired up! and then the fight started!

I missed this video. It is hilarious. And TRUE! OMG

 

[Catatonic]

Men's Brains, Women's Brains

GREAT VIDEO! - I was laughing hysterically - My wife wanted to know why and I said you wouldn't understand.... you're all wired up! and then the fight started!

That is funny. Worth a watch.

 

[Big Babooba]

For the first time in 28 years, I forgot my wife's birthday. I didn't realize it until this evening. I wonder if she's mad? I'm not.Old Ball & Chain, this one's for you!!!!

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