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<blockquote data-quote="retiredTxfeeder" data-source="post: 1380725" data-attributes="member: 52978"><p>About 30 years ago, I got audited by a brand new, hard line, by the book CS when I came back to the building PM. She looked and looked, trying to find something that I did wrong. Finally, I saw her face light up. "you didn't put a service cross on your send agains." I asked her what was the point of a service cross, then I answered my own question. "to remember to write 4 things down on the package, right?". She agreed. I said all 4 things are on there, right? " Well, yes, but I'm instructing you to write a service cross on every package." I told her I was an atheist. (not true) I was just yanking her chain. She wrote me up for not having the cross on my packages. Next day, I barely stopped rolling PM when she jumped on my car. another audit. "I thought I told you put a service cross on all your packages?" I could hear the excitement in her voice. "I did. look real close." I had made a cross as small as I possibly could with an ink pen on each send again. maybe a 1/16" of an inch across. I told her " you never told me it had to be a certain size." Her face turned red, she sputtered a couple of times, she jumped off my package car and never bothered me again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="retiredTxfeeder, post: 1380725, member: 52978"] About 30 years ago, I got audited by a brand new, hard line, by the book CS when I came back to the building PM. She looked and looked, trying to find something that I did wrong. Finally, I saw her face light up. "you didn't put a service cross on your send agains." I asked her what was the point of a service cross, then I answered my own question. "to remember to write 4 things down on the package, right?". She agreed. I said all 4 things are on there, right? " Well, yes, but I'm instructing you to write a service cross on every package." I told her I was an atheist. (not true) I was just yanking her chain. She wrote me up for not having the cross on my packages. Next day, I barely stopped rolling PM when she jumped on my car. another audit. "I thought I told you put a service cross on all your packages?" I could hear the excitement in her voice. "I did. look real close." I had made a cross as small as I possibly could with an ink pen on each send again. maybe a 1/16" of an inch across. I told her " you never told me it had to be a certain size." Her face turned red, she sputtered a couple of times, she jumped off my package car and never bothered me again. [/QUOTE]
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