Trump Haiku

[pickup]

5-7-5, or whatever.

BrownArmy loves Trump
He would love to suck his rump
Hillary lost out

 

[BrownArmy]

Thank you for instructions
Did you catch it was in haiku
Blonde is my I.Q.

I did catch it, you went off 5-7-5, but it was perfect.

I am sorry I
Did not recognize your post
Brown Army feels shame

 

[BrownArmy]

BrownArmy loves Trump
He would love to suck his rump
Hillary lost out

Pick up cannot read
Brown Army never liked Trump
You’re barking at wind

 

[vantexan]

Pick up cannot read
Brown Army never liked Trump
You’re barking at wind

There once was a named BrownArmy
Who's posts are all a bit smarmy
In his throat there's a lump
Put there by Trump
When the world was lost by Hillary.

 

[BrownArmy]

There once was a named BrownArmy
Who's posts are all a bit smarmy
In his throat there's a lump
Put there by Trump
When the world was lost by Hillary.

No, that’s all wrong, not a Haiku.

I can’t tell if you’re going for a limerick or a sonnet...

Either way it’s a crappy Haiku.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

5-7-5, or whatever.

There once was a named BrownArmy
Who's posts are all a bit smarmy
In his throat there's a lump
Put there by Trump
When the world was lost by Hillary.

No, that’s all wrong, not a Haiku.

I can’t tell if you’re going for a limerick or a sonnet...

Either way it’s a crappy Haiku.

Whatever!

 

[El Correcto]

Mike Pence knows a way
Apply the jumper cables
To shock out the gay

 

[BrownArmy]

Whatever!

Clearly I wasn’t clear, but clearly you’re not clear either!

Context...

5/7/5 (but whatever) doesn’t mean throw 5/7/5 out the window entirely and write a limerick, it means if you want to go 6/7/5 or 5/8/6 or 7/7/7, go for it.

But don’t hand me a fkg six line poor mans’ limerick.

Please.

 

[vantexan]

No, that’s all wrong, not a Haiku.

I can’t tell if you’re going for a limerick or a sonnet...

Either way it’s a crappy Haiku.

Hey, give me a break, until yesterday I thought haiku was something you said gesundheit to.

 

[ajblakejr]

Aside note:

Whatever is my Fantasy Football team name.

Syllables are regional

 

[Old Man Jingles]

BrownArmy is mad
Since all he got for Christmas
Was a lump of coal!

 

[vantexan]

BrownArmy is mad
Since all he got for Christmas
Was a lump of coal!

How can one be mad
Over a ritual he shares
No belief in?

 

[BrownArmy]

ISIS defeated
They did not get the memo
Putin’s Christmas gift

 

[BrownArmy]

Mad-Dog Mattis leaves
Trump can’t handle real Leaders
It’s set to get real

 

[Old Man Jingles]

This is about Trump
For those who can not forget
The previous Prez!

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